Browns Show Rust in Preseason Opener, Lose to Packers 23-10

Nothing matters, please make sure you remember none of this matters.

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"I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself, we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.”

Speaking of existence, your Cleveland Browns did not exist often this evening against the Green Bay Packers. None of it matters, and time is a flat circle.

All Rustin Cohle wisdom aside, the game you watched today wasn’t filled with much joy from the television view. It was bleak outside of a strong second half performance from Dorian Thompson-Robinson.

The Packers won the exhibition by a final tally of 23-10 but don’t let that stop you from feeling all the positive vibes you can muster knowing the Browns—the real Browns, not this version—will be on your television in just under a month’s time.

Bear with me for some immediate reactions from the television view. Us All-22 snobs hate the notion but it’s all we have. Beggars as we are.

Immediate Game Notes